Other Crap

Not Ottawa but Pottawa, as Muggles descend on Canada.: "Academic and literary papers to be delivered at the Harry Potter fan convention this weekend in the Canadian capital. No one under the age of 16 will be permitted at what the convention's website is billing as an "adult oriented" event." Yeah, who do those kids think they are anyway, being interested in .... um ... a kid's book about ... um ... a bunch of kids? Now if we can just get those damned kids out of the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew conventions, we can have some decent adult-oriented fun. Anyone seen my realistic, life-sized, silicone Iola Morton fuck doll?