Other Crap

A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before realising that it sounded exactly like Droopy Cock

• You'd think the vicar would have said something before the baptism, but the Rev. Dwight Mannsburden found nothing unusual in the boy's name.
• The boy's proud dad is, of course, now known as Pop Peacock.
• The boy's mom, Mrs Peacock, is known from the sensational trial in which she was found not guilty of murdering Nigel Boddy in the Bedford Conservatory with a lead pipe.