Other Crap

This week's films, continued. I mentioned yesterday that nobody had reviewed this film, which will inexplicably appear in 2100 theaters Friday, so here is FilmJerk's Review of Alone in the Dark.

• "An unpleasant, ugly, and hilariously amateurish production, “Dark” proves further that this guy doesn’t belong behind a camera. Or even in the same room as one for that matter."
• "Tara Reid (playing, get this, a museum curator)"
• Rating: F