...You Were Never Supposed To Hear. They're like alternate scenes on the DVD.
- Before First Lady Hillary Clinton "pitched a hissy," says the expert, President Clinton was set to drop this bombshell: "I did not have conventional sex with that woman, just phone and some oral and we did that thing with the cigar and I had my eye on that night stick I got from the Fraternal Order of Police, but I'm telling you, my fellow Americans, that was it."
- President Bush was set to make this statement after 9/11: "Make no mistake: The United States will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowardly acts, those vile and smelly monsters, the French."
- The best one has to be Richard Nixon's drunken decision to try honesty. Unfortunately, he sobered up before saying, "People want to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, what do they THINK their President is -- a Sunday school teacher? Of course their President is a crook! Would I steal money from a little old lady? Of course I would. Would I lie to the American people? Yes! How do people think I got rich and powerful? I ripped off everything I've got, and if I hadn't got caught, I'd rip off some more. And that includes stealing from my own mother."
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