Monday, February 28, 2005

A 63-year-old Wisconsin man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves after his local bar closed.
  • Quick, call "Pink" Freud, Animal Psychiatrist. This is a major issue. Their tender psyches might be crushed, and a cow which is molested in childhood might not be as delicious!
  • I'm curious about the name of the crime: "sexual gratification with an animal." Is it still a crime if the cow doesn't climax?

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