Other Crap

Do you think they may be running out of ideas for reality shows? Mr. Romance hopes to uncover "The Next Fabio". Winner gets (I ain't makin' this up) a lifetime gym membership and a contract to appear on the cover of some romantic novels. I think there should be Mr Webmaster - a competition for "regular guys". Various grouchy old farts get to compete, and the winner gets to write Other Crap for a day. And (it goes without saying) gets to appear on the cover of several romantic novels.