- What his grandparents found in his journal and turned into police turned out to be a short story he wrote for English class. A short story about zombies.
- OK, we all had a good laugh, and that's the end of it, right? Wrong. The police admitted it was a short story, but said it was still a felony! "Police say the nature of the story makes it a felony. 'Anytime you possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky.'"
- The exact crime, according to the learned police spokesman? "Possessing matter involving a school". I'm curious. Is there anyone in the United States who does not possess matter involving a school? I still have my yearbook. Thank God I'm not in Kentucky.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening! You're gonna love this.
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