Saturday, March 26, 2005

White House Easter Egg Roll: Declaring Egg Roll Era "Over," President Proudly Introduces New Easter Activity for Children - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
  • "we are pleased to announce a replacement for the Easter egg roll event - one which is not only tremendously enjoyable for young people, but also reaffirms the absolute supremacy of both Jesus Christ and fossil fuels within the context of a familiar seasonal activity. And so, without further delay, I am proud to declare the first annual White House Easter 10W-40 Motor Oil Scavenger Hunt open for business! "

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