Other Crap

Although we have made some good-natured fun of him, we are as shocked and saddened as all of you to hear about the sudden, unexpected, and untimely death of Tom Cruise, and we do not share the opinion that it was staged as a publicity stunt for War of the Worlds. Who could have envisioned the levels to which a simple watergun prank might escalate? If Tom Cruise, so young and so handsome and so invulnerable, can drop so suddenly as a result of such a minor incident, then what is to become of any of us?

What indeed?