Thursday, July 28, 2005

"Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV"
  • For some reason, cable guy is afraid to come to the house.
  • Spends a lot of time watching television now that it's too hot to go out and kill.
  • Figured "real killers" might show up on one of them great premium movie channels
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