Other Crap

Europe to ban low-cut blouses on barmaids.

• According to The Sun, "the ruling is part of the new Optical Radiation Directive — expected to be rubber-stamped by the EU parliament next month."
• They just gotta do it because "barmaids run a skin cancer risk if they expose themselves to the sun when they go outside to collect glasses."
• Say, what? Most alcohol is consumed at night, not in the sunlight. Can barmaids wear low-cut tops after sundown?
• I guess Europe could come up with something this crazy and this intrusive, but am I the only one that smells something fishy in this whole story?