Friday, August 05, 2005

Every word of this is quoted from the headline and story: "Eel kills again."
  • "A GIANT killer eel has roused from the murky waters of the Yarra to claim its second victim. Eddie the giant eel, named after its first victim -- a Jack Russell dog -- reportedly claimed the life of an unsuspecting goose on Wednesday night."
  • (Soon to be a minor motion picture.)

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