Friday, August 05, 2005

Jessica Simpson says Daisy Duke is "iconish".
  • Funny, she doesn't look Iconish.
  • Iconish - and she waits tables? Don't the iconish women normally just tend to their quilting and butter-churning?
  • Although they live mostly in Vermont now, the Iconish came here from Iconia, which was once a small, proud Baltic nation which split off from Estonia in a typically European argument about the proper angle of tilt for a feathered cap.
  • Like many immigrants to this land, they entered New York harbor by looking hopefully at the Statue of Liberty. Unlike the others, they mentally pictured what Liberty would look like in tight shorts.
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