Other Crap

Police investigate allegations of public indecency at strip club golf outing. (With a video, albeit a mostly censored one.) Neighbors say there was "nudity and inappropriate behavior" on the course. Some of the inappropriate behavior may have included: (1) improvin' the ol' lie (2) getting caught in the bush (3) illegal techniques for straightening out the putter (4) kissing the balls (5) ineffective hip turn (6) gripping it and ripping it (7) "skins" tournament