Other Crap

"Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop." The legendary costumed character, Mr Floatie, wants to run for mayor of Victoria, but may be disqualified because he's actually a big turd.

• That's odd. I thought that being a big piece of shit was a requirement for public office. I guess the problem is that he is an imaginary piece of shit instead of the real ones we usually have to vote for.