Other Crap

Conan O'Brien's latest quotables

• "Twenty percent of Americans say that they put together their Christmas wish list by researching on the Internet. Which explains why the number one item on most wish lists this year was a hot Asian teen."
• "According to a holiday survey, this year over half of all Americans will 're-gift' an item they received from someone else. For instance, this year Paris Hilton gave out herpes."