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Filthy, the Dean of The School of Hard Knocks, and the world's greatest film critic, is back - with a review of Aeon Flux

• "I wish I'd been hit by a truck on the way to the Olde Town Cinema and missed Aeon Flux. Traction and a cast has got to be better than this shit. "
• "the movie was made by a director and writers so fucking clueless they think this is really deep thinking, or at least original enough to presented with an awestruck flatness."
• "I wouldn't call Aeon Flux lazy so much as it is incompetent, like everyone involved was in way over their heads. And I guess that's better in moviemaking than in engineering or surgery. Fuck, if this thing were the operating room, someone would have a hand sewed onto his face. If it were engineering, the top three floors of a Holiday Inn would be filled with sewage."
• "Aeon Flux is bad, bad like a cold or herpes, bad in a way you could avoid if you tried. And you should, because this One Finger shitfest sucks ass."