Other Crap

For the record: these are NOT pictures of Jennifer Aniston

• They have been around forever, and somebody drags them out about once a year and starts the claim again. They are just some random woman posted on VoyeurWeb many years ago. A celebrity imager named Sisyphus, who is well known in the online imaging community, "created" the Aniston ruse many years ago. Here is his confession, which was posted to a popular imaging bulletin board:

  
  
  "I want to apologize to anyone who may have been embarassed or have gotten angry over a series of faked celebrity pics that I did a while back as a goof to screw with a buddy. You see I have this friend who thinks that every decent shot of a celeb that he personally hasn't found himself is a fake, and that every damn fake that he finds is real. I'm sure every one of you knows one of these guys, so here's what I did. I bet him that I could give him a disc with 50 pics of celebs on it and within the collection there would be a small number of fakes that I made, his task obviously was to sort them out. I gave him the disc and a week to figure it out, he failed miserably mainly because he did the unexpected and he posted them to a newsgroup and waited for the replies. Unfortunately once he did that the fakes went mainstream and to this day haunt me for which I offer my deepest apologies to all.
  

  
  
  • The Jewel beach pics came out first and the debate raged on with some of my friends putting together this rather impressive presentation as to why the pics had to be real. Sorry, guys.
    
  • When the SMG/Appleton pic first turned up I immediately contacted the original scanner and and explained what happened and he called me a few choice names then forgave my indiscretions. Why the use of his logo? Obvious subterfuge to keep my friend off track. Sorry, again.
    
  • The final set was a collage of a Jennifer Aniston lookalike I found on voyeurweb that required no editing just her name tacked on.
    
  
  The pics weren't meant to hurt anyone or to go public but I should have known better. I regret that bet every time one of them pops up not so much for doing it but because those damn pics seem to be the only images that I've worked on that anyone actually kept!!"
  
  
  
• This one is also old, but it is really she. It is the picture that she sued Celebrity Skin over, because she was in her own back yard at the time, not in public, and the picture therefore represented an invasion of privacy. The picture was taken on February 28, 1999, and was first published in Eva Tremila Magazine, April 14, 1999.