Friday, December 16, 2005

Like the FBI, we have our "most wanted" list. Here's our hardened criminal of the day: The sentencing of a Wellington woman who smuggled a hamster into New Zealand has been adjourned after she failed to appear in court.
  • In case you were wondering, and how could you not, the hamster's name is Eric.
  • The maximum fine for hamster smuggling is five years in jail and/or $100,000.
  • In a related story, insert your own joke here about Richard Gere being in New Zealand for Peter Jackson's next movie.

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