Other Crap

The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

• "Pure masturbatory horseshit."
• "Sometimes a movie's title tells you it's gonna be more full of itself than one of those contortionists who can suck his own dick. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada is just that. Not the contortionist; that would have been more entertaining. I mean the movie. It stinks of vanity the way an 82-year-old lady does of cheap perfume and soggy diaper."