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Natalie Portman: my nude scenes would be turned into porn

• "Natalie Portman would be happy to do a nude scene in a film - but is just worried about the consequences of it. “I would be happy to do nudity in a film that was appropriate,” she told the Times recently. “But because it’ll end up on a porn site, that’s what keeps me from doing it. If a character goes through something that a woman goes through, then I’ll play it.”"
• Why, the poor deluded girl. To think that any webmaster would stoop so low as to place poor Natalie's pictures on their sites! I just can't imagine any human being that debased, that venal. I mean, even Hitler and Stalin never put any naked chicks on the internet.