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AFRICAN ORPHANS BECOME LATEST HOLLYWOOD CRAZE

• "Paris Hilton showed up this weekend at the Hollywood nightclub Hyde with five African orphans. “Everyone keeps telling me how cool they are, so I had one of my assistants go get me them,” said Paris. “When I heard Angelina and Madonna had one, I knew I had to get twice as many, so now I have five of them.”
  Style expert Steven Davies says a Third World orphan is an excellent accessory for all events. “You can have them on the red carpet and they look fabulous,” said Davies. “They’re also great for a casual event like having lunch at the Ivy. They go great with just about any type of dress.”