More Things You Didn't Know About Kim Jong Il. A long and hilarious thread at Fark. Some of my favorites:
- Every year at Thanksgiving, he pardons a dog
- Dogs can't smell him.
- Was once in consideration for the part of "Long Duk Dong" in John Hughes's seminal classic "Sixteen Candles".
- He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury.
- Taught Fritz Von Erich how to properly administer The Iron Claw.
- He wrote 7 operas devoted to Richard Crenna
- Came third in the Eurovision Song Contest competing for Portugal in 1959
- He really can throw a football over them mountains
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