Wednesday, November 22, 2006

You have to love Scandinavia: "Is it sacrilegious to keep churchgoers warm and toasty in their pews by using the heat from cremated bodies?"
  • So here's the Norwegian/Danish plan. When it gets too cold, they let convicted mass murderers out of prison on leave. They kill a bunch of people. Authorities cremate the bodies. Voila! Instant warmth.

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