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Brad and Angelina set for fairytale Christmas wedding in South Africa

The Hollywood couple will tie the knot in a small village outside Johannesburg, according to reports in the US. Sources claim they were persuaded to pick the venue after talking to chat show queen Oprah Winfrey. An insider said: "They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don't need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise had in Italy." The ceremony will include traditional African music and will be 'simple and elegant.'

The simple non-Hollywood-glitzy guest list includes Oprah, George Clooney, the new James Blond, and Madonna. Now THAT's low profile. They must have just gone to Google and invited everyone with more hits than them. How did they miss Britney Spears? My own simple, elegant invitation must be a little slow to arrive because of the heavy mail volume around Christmas time.