"The cover artist must have followed me during a recent visit to my ancestral estate on the tempest-swept promontories of Northern Scotland. Judging from the picture, the sketch was based on the occasion in which I chanced upon Arden, the crofter's nubile young daughter, kneeling upon a rocky outcropping and picking some wildflowers from the weathered stone. Even though I had only just finished tiling seven acres of firm earth, I knew at once my broad, thewy arms could take her."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
How Did I End Up On The Cover Of This Romance Novel? (The Onion)
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