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"How I Dated and Loved Hollywood's Most Beautiful Women and Ended Up Alone."

So, who do you suppose has written this latest Hollywood tell-all about his sexual adventures and misadventures? Who is the legendary Hollywood Casanova? Clooney? Beatty?

Well, let's just say he loved a lot more than Joanie!

I'm going to pass on this one. I can only afford one Happy Days tell-all, and I'm waiting for Pottsie's book.

All kidding aside, he has some good stories. You have to read the Liza Minnelli stuff. Chachi recalls Liza Minnelli asking him for a sperm sample so she could fertilize her egg and have a surrogate mother carry their baby. She said, "I really want your sperm. You're a talented, good-looking Italian guy. That's what I want my child to be." As The Comedy Wire pointed out, Liza had a husband, but he also wanted a young, good-looking Italian guy.