Other Crap

"a rumor spread like wildfire across the Capitol today that Kyle Sampson, Alberto Gonzales' former chief aid, is actually a clone of Karl Rove."

"Al Gore, in his Congressional testimony, acknowledged that Rove clonings might well present a bigger threat than even global warming: "the blossoming of Turd Blossoms will surely do more damage to the planet than the melting of the polar ice caps. I would therefore propose either a tax or cap on Rove clonings, or if that doesn't work, simply putting Rove in a lock-box."