This story also has the best line of the day: "There were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification."Would that have been a great line-up, or what? "Was it number three, ma'am?" "No, no, that one has an enchilada in his tights. The one we're looking for was definitely a burrito guy."
Hey, wait! A burrito? Wasn't that Captain America's mortal bizarro enemy, Captain Latin America? The REAL Captain America has a hot dog in his tights. A foot-long.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Headline of the day: "Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants"
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