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Late Night Political Jokes

"According to U.S. News & World Report, plans are underway for a movie about the Clinton Whitewater scandal. ... They're trying to get Charlize Theron to play Susan McDougall. If that happens, Bill Clinton will play himself. ... And the part of Hillary? That's going to be played by Nathan Lane." --Jay Leno

"During a press conference today, President Bush was asked if he knew the current price of a gallon of gasoline. And Bush's answer was within a few pennies. He did well, which isn't surprising, because Bush spends most of the day watching the 'Price is Right.'" --Conan O'Brien