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'Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throes of a big prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take care of you below the beltway'' --David Letterman

'The DC madam says that when she's releasing these names, she's not doing it for political reasons. She says she does not have a political bone in her body. At least not today.' --Jay Leno

'Former gay Governor of New Jersey Jim McGreevey ... now announced he's looking into becoming an Episcopal priest. Not a lot of people happy about this ... especially the altar boys.' --Jay Leno"