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"Ex-presidents are not supposed to insult the current president. It's one of those unwritten rules. Well now Jimmy Carter is backtracking. He's saying his comments were misinterpreted. Yeah, I'm sure the phrase 'worst in history' can be taken any number of ways." --Jay Leno

"This weekend, Jimmy Carter said of the Bush presidency, 'I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history.' ... That's Jimmy Carter thinking small. What about the administration's impact on the solar system or the galaxy? We don't know yet, so let's leave the final judgment to future alien civilizations. You just stick to what you do best, Carter -- addressing the nation in a cardigan. Besides, Bush the worst in history? Really? Worse than President William Henry Harrison? After 40 days in office, he died of pneumonia. Talk about pussying out. ... Carter, I used to like you. Weak, ineffective, cowardly -- you were the perfect Democrat." --Stephen Colbert