newsobserver.com | It was a nice day in Carrboro, but not for the emu

Quote of the day: "Since Bill Clinton's escape, Janet Reno has been sad. She's been lying down and sleeping a lot."

How do you catch a runaway Bill Clinton? "You have to know how to handle him and come from behind."

"Sanford, who rescued the bird seven years ago to give her other emu, Janet Reno, company, said Bill Clinton was a happy bird. 'He loved watermelon and grapes,' she said. And he always ate her red flowers."