LINDSAY TAKES REHAB VERY SERIOUSLY - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"After less than three full days at Promises rehab in Malibu, Lindsay Lohan has already left twice"

I guess I really don't understand how rehab works. First, if I ran a rehab facility, it would include plenty of opportunities to exercise right there on the campus. Second, I probably wouldn't allow people to head out at night to hang out with the people that landed them in rehab in the first place. I'd tell them to return to rehab when they are really ready to change.

Of course, being a practical man, I would be open to compromise those principles for a wheelbarrow full of Franklins.