Paris Hilton Garners Little Sympathy From Americans

GALLUP: Americans are widely unsympathetic to Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie

At last, someone with worse poll numbers than Cheney!

Was that poll necessary? Every time a comedian prefaced a joke with "Paris Hilton is going to jail," the audience broke into thunderous, spontaneous applause.

Here's the ratio of very unsympathetic to very sympathetic: Paris 63-2, Britney 51-3, Lohan 45-3, Richie 42-3!

I wonder how many of the "spoiled brat pack" will live to be 40. The over/under is probably two.