iowahawk: Well, That Didn't Work Out So Great

Well, That Didn't Work Out So Great

Iowahawk Guest Commentary By Kahlid Ahmed, MD
Board Certified Gastroenterologist, and former Jihad Associate, al Qaeda UK

Ali said "You know, after graduation, we should get together for something really big." We talked about a fishing trip to Canada or something, but most of the guys thought that sounded pretty boring. Abdul suggested a golf weekend in Cancun, but the all-inclusives there can get pretty pricey in-season. Hassan (who's really into motorcycles) suggested renting Harleys and going to Sturgis for the Biker Rally, but we heard that crowd can get pretty rowdy. Anyhoo, Achmed finally says, "how about packing cars with explosives and killing hundreds of random infidels in a coordinated series of gigantic fireballs?" And we're like, fuckin' A!