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"'And Colin Powell said this week he once spent two and a half hours trying to talk President Bush out of going to war in Iraq. Well actually, the first hour and a half were spent trying to get Bush to put down the Gameboy.' --Jay Leno"

"Senator Ted Kennedy spent yesterday reporting for jury duty, but was dismissed because of a conflict of interest. Turns out all 15 trials that day involved other Kennedys." --Jay Leno

"In the new [Harry Potter] movie, Harry is prohibited from using his wand. I believe it's the same deal Hillary has with Bill." --David Letterman