You Kill Me - The Filthy Critic

You Kill Me, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"This movie is so sweet it makes your teeth hurt like your nuts in a clamp. You Kill Me is pure shit, safe and sane, as synthetic as the ambience at a Starbuck's. Add three parts hit man, two parts heart of gold, one part self-discovery, five parts secondary characters of little interest. Stir it all together and, poof, some sort of harmless green crap that won't offend anyone, but might fool someone into thinking they're seeing something edgy. Cute, I'm sure someone thinks, but a complete waste of my time."