And yesterday he put jalapenos on his breakfast cereal instead of bananas, then attended a Lee Marvin film festival, carrying two six guns and a flask full of moonshine.Today? Who knows? Somebody give him Chuck Norris's phone number, cuz he's in the mood to kick some rugged, manly ass.
The link actually goes to a totally manly phone message he left on somebody's voice mail. Unfortunately for him, he thought he was calling his lawyer.
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