Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Sen. Craig says he feels even less gay today
And yesterday he put jalapenos on his breakfast cereal instead of bananas, then attended a Lee Marvin film festival, carrying two six guns and a flask full of moonshine.

Today? Who knows? Somebody give him Chuck Norris's phone number, cuz he's in the mood to kick some rugged, manly ass.

The link actually goes to a totally manly phone message he left on somebody's voice mail. Unfortunately for him, he thought he was calling his lawyer.

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