Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' | the Daily Mail

Tom Cruise building 'bunker to protect against alien attack'

I swear to you, this is not from a humor site, and the following is an exact quote from the story: "Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth."