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Fire in Malibu: Nature's Way of Culling the Celebrity Herd

It's actually global warming fighting back against Al Gore. It works like this. Global Warming causes Malibu fires. The fires endanger celebrities. The diminishing number of celebrities weakens Al Gore's support base. Nobody left to warn us.

Oh, that global warming is a tricky enemy.

Here is my favorite line in the article: "Although Britney Spears lives in Malibu, her home is not believed to be in immediate danger." I've already marked that on my calendar for things to be thankful for on Turkey Day."