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FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spammers, Considers Transfer to Gitmo

"Although these youths have been apprehended no charges have as yet actually been filed. Instead, they are being held under enemy combatant provisions of the Patriot Act because of the nature of their offense. Due to their age, however, we cannot release their names at this time. Satterburg responded to questions raised about whether these youths would be transferred to the Guantanamo Bay detention facilities due to the invocation of the Patriot Act provisions."

Dude, it's a spoof. Personally, I think Ron Paul Spam is a GOOD thing. It means I can take care of all my needs with my inbox alone: increased personal freedom and optimal penis functioning. When you get around to it, those two things represent 100% of the needs of all male animals.