Some they forgot:
- Of course it makes your ass look fat. Your ass would look fat if you were standing next to John Goodman.
- Of course I find Jessica Alba prettier than you. Next to her you look like Clint Howard.
- Of course I don't want to dance. Guys only do that to get laid, and I've already fucked you.
- Sure you can have a second dessert. Would a second iceberg have hurt the Titanic any more?
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