Thursday, January 24, 2008

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman - Page1 -  MSN Lifestyle: Men

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Some they forgot:

  • Of course it makes your ass look fat. Your ass would look fat if you were standing next to John Goodman.
  • Of course I find Jessica Alba prettier than you. Next to her you look like Clint Howard.
  • Of course I don't want to dance. Guys only do that to get laid, and I've already fucked you.
  • Sure you can have a second dessert. Would a second iceberg have hurt the Titanic any more?

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