Thursday, January 17, 2008

CANOE -- CNEWS - Media News: Spider-Man, Mary Jane break up

"After more than 20 years of marriage, Spider-Man and Mary Jane are kaput."
So Peter Parker must be, what, 50ish now? He's the perfect candidate for a mid-life crisis. I think he should start hanging around discos, wearing bling, showing his chest hair and hitting on college freshmen. Kind of a Bob Guccione / Hugh Grant hybrid.

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