"Damn, I didn’t know this guy had it in him. Have you ever listened to his band? I can actually feel my penis turning into a vagina when their songs come on. It’s really something. Did you know instead of drumsticks, their drummer actually uses hardened tampons so it doesn’t get too 'loudish.'"
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Chris Martin is a menace · Celebslam
"While leaving a New York City hospital with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow on Monday, Chris Martin (Coldpay vocalist) attacked a paparazzo and tried to steal his camera.
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