Thursday, January 24, 2008

PETCO JUST GOT SEXY - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Britney was at Petco yesterday, doing what she does best: not wear a bra to flash her tits and get me all hot."
"The wig, the gum, the sickly complexion and the dog food - it all works. It's like if you turned her around you’d find a control panel on her back where they keep her robot brain. She’s just too hot to be real! (and yes, not only did she park her fabulous car in a handicapped parking space, she parked in two. why? because fuck those squeaky bastards, thats why.)"

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