Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Borowitz Report .com

Nader Announces Plan to Wreck Election ... But Prominent Crackpots are Cool to Bid
"'If I’m going to waste my vote, I want to be sure I’m wasting it on the right wingnut,' said longtime crackpot Stacy Klujian, who has supported Rep. Ron Paul (R-Tex) in his 2008 campaign. 'It is time for Ralph Nader to step aside for a new generation of bananaheads.'"

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