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"Earlier today, Roger Clemens testified before Congress about his alleged use of steroids and human growth hormone. There was an awkward moment when Clemens leaned on the table and it shattered." --Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton continually reminds voters that she has been tested. Which makes sense. You never know what Bill might have brought home." --Jay Leno

"How about that Mitt Romney? I'm going to miss him. He's like the archaeologist who ignored the curse of the mummy's tomb ... He looks like the dull fiance that Julie Roberts dumps for the co-star ... He looks like the guy who puts on a dress and wig and sneaks into the lifeboat." --David Letterman

"Roger Clemens denied using steroids, and at one point he got so angry that he snapped the Washington Monument in half like a twig." --David Letterman, on Clemens testifying before Congress