MADONNA CAN DO IT ALL! POORLY! - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Well, it had to happen. Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now she has graduated to being a terrible director."

"She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festival goers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens. Madonna's script is a nightmare of crass and fatuous stereotypes: south Asians, Jews, gays - no one escapes her lack of insight or common sense. Despite living in Britain for many years, she has only the sketchiest notion of what the place is like."

"Madonna has made a movie and it is utter trash -- pseudo psychology, cheap make-up, bad lighting and a hell of a lot of scenes shot without rehearsal."

My favorite quote: "Her conception of super-cool streetwise reality is so clueless it's as if Marie Antoinette had made a film about cake-munching peasants."