Patek Philippe Grand Complication 5074R

Need a new watch? Consider the Patek Philippe Grand Complication 5074R

"On demand, the minute repeater will strike the hours, the quarter-hours, and the minutes which have elapsed since the last quarter hour. One hammer strikes the number of hours on a low-pitched gong. Then, two hammers consecutively strike the number of quarter-hours on the low-pitched gong and the high-pitched gong. Finally, the second hammer strikes the high-pitched gong for a count of the number of minutes that have elapsed since the last quarter hour. It takes the largest number of strikes – 32 in total – to indicate the time at 12:59. Twelve low-pitched strikes, three high-low double strikes, and 14 high strikes."

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Let's see ... I'll take this Snickers, a medium Slurpee, ... I guess that's it. Oh, wait. Let me have the Patek Philippe Grand Complication 5074R. And don't try to slip the 5074Q past me. That is SO last week.